Sometimes, living in England makes me feel like a minor
character in Game of Thrones, minus the horrific violence, gratuitous sex and
dangerous inter-family politics. Less “Winter is Coming” and more “Winter’s the
default season” it nonetheless feels like the cold will last forever with no
hope of even the slightest ray of sunshine.
With that in mind and acknowledging that not everyone can
afford to leave the country, I have provided a cinematic alternative:
The Adventure Holiday
For those who enjoy getting their heart rate up, settle down
with the Indian Jones Trilogy as it
takes you to far flung, exotic places and provides totally accurate, 100%
researched and certified History™ for those who like that kind of thing
and lots of Nazi-fighting, pesky cult-bashing and artefacts that will make your
face melt with excitement. You might even be tempted set out to find the
mystical fourth movie but rest assured, such a nightmare relic cannot possible
exist…
See also: Most cheap films late on the SyFy channel that try
to emulate Indiana Jones but don’t, The
Mummy trilogy
